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Professional CS2 Thrower 🔥💯
"Making Premier matches unwinnable since day one" 🎯
Currently Online - Deranking in Premier 🚀
CS2 Premier
-2,847
Rating (somehow going negative)
FACEIT Level
Level -1
Below the minimum, scientifically impossible
Wingman Rank
Unranked
Too scared to even try

Current Situation: Just dropped from 15k Premier rating to negative somehow 🔥💯 Valve had to create a new rank below Silver just for me. They call it "The Abyss"

My FACEIT teammates report me before the match even starts. I'm so bad that even cheaters feel sorry for me 🎯💪 Currently holding the world record for most rounds lost in a row (it's 847 and counting)

Matches Thrown
∞
Calculator broke from overflow
Clutches Won
0
Perfect consistency
Eco Rounds Lost
2,847
Even bots play better

"Why aim for the head when you can aim for disappointment?" 🎯🔥💯

CS2 Specialties

Advanced throwing techniques perfected over years of dedication

Anti-Eco Specialist
Buying full armor + rifles against eco rounds and still losing to Glocks and upgraded pistols
Smoke Walker
Walking through smokes without any utility support, giving free information to enemies
No-Flash Site Takes
Forcing site executions without any flashes or utility, relying purely on "raw aim"
AFK Target Misser
Missing entire magazine sprays on stationary enemies, giving them confidence boosts
Timing Expert
Perfect timing to walk into pre-aimed crosshairs with frame-perfect precision
Eco Rush Victim
Solo holding sites and consistently dying to eco rush strategies

FACEIT Community Reviews

Testimonials from the competitive FACEIT community

"This guy single-handedly lowered the server's average ELO by just joining the lobby"
— Level 10 Player
"I've never seen someone whiff sprays this consistently. It's almost a talent at this point"
— Enemy IGL
"Please consider switching to Valorant, the CS2 community would appreciate it"
— Voice Chat Consensus
"Thanks for the free win, please keep queueing FACEIT!"
— Every Enemy Team
"How did you even get to this ELO? Did you buy your account?"
— Confused Teammates

Currently accepting FACEIT boosting (downwards only) 🎯🔥💪